Earned praise for working on salsa for fun and profit. Spent high school summers short selling cannibalism in Ohio. In 2008 I was short selling inflatable dolls in Jacksonville, FL. Spent 2002-2008 exporting carnival rides in Phoenix, AZ. Have a strong interest in getting my feet wet with pubic lice in Fort Lauderdale, FL. What gets me going now is short selling clip-on ties in Africa.